P.M.S. 101

I never knew or admitted to having P.M.S. till I notice one day


… it was like having an out of body experience, I saw Monsterzilla (ME)! Yeah, it was that bad. I could almost kill somebody just by looking at them.
It is as if I am possessed … it does sound crazy. One minute I would be this nasty lady and the next I am crying and feeling so insecure, fat and ugly!!!

So my conclusion is P.M.S. is not a myth! Owwwkay!?!



if you still don’t know what does P. M. S. stand for, read on …

Prehistoric Monster Syndrome
Pardon My Screaming!
Pass Me Sweets
Problems Men Started
Pass my Shotgun
Psychotic Mood Swings
Pissy Mood Syndrome
Pimple May Surface
Pathetic Mood Sydrome
Pack My Stuff
Plainly Men Suck
Potential Murder Suspect

And now here’s an educational video for MEN. Watch it and learn from him, if you wanna have a LONG LIFE!

Boys, I hope you learned a bit from today. Girls, you might wanna show this to the b.f or hubby ;P

Ever had a bad PMS experience?? Do share it with us.


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38 Responses to P.M.S. 101
  1. Don E. Chute
    January 4, 2010 | 4:06 am

    Oh, yeah…Now I know why I’m divorced. The knives thing was LOL, even though I had it happen to me. Good thing I was still agile, in a stuntman, sort of way. Happy 2K10!

  2. eastcoastlife
    December 13, 2009 | 4:48 pm

    hahaha…. I see myself in this post. :P
    The poor guys.

  3. Duni
    December 6, 2009 | 8:52 pm

    Haha! too funny :)
    I always get into a ‘pissy mood’. My husbands keeps a low profile on those days…

  4. Tina
    December 4, 2009 | 4:14 am

    lol that is so true. i am guilty of most of those!

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  5. Gouri
    November 25, 2009 | 12:39 am

    Can we add Pre Marital Sex?

    • MommaWannabe
      November 25, 2009 | 11:07 am

      @ Gouri – Hahaha never thought of that…

  6. Sherry
    November 7, 2008 | 3:28 am

    this is funny I don’t know that at all.

  7. Paula Constable
    October 21, 2008 | 12:13 pm

    Thanks for the great post! Love the video. Have to share it!

  8. Ruthi
    October 20, 2008 | 7:48 pm

    I am suffering from PMS too Jade… PERMANENT MOOD SWING!, that is. I have PMS even if I don’t have my period so I guess you can all so PATHETIC MAINSTAY SUMPONG. hahahaha. Or maybe I am simply PERPETUALLY MANIC SILLY girl.

  9. KCee
    October 20, 2008 | 6:25 pm

    Hi Jade!

    Love this PMS post! So true. :)

    By the way, I got something for you here. :)

  10. zunnur
    October 20, 2008 | 3:38 pm

    Hi Jade,

    What??!! Problems Men Started?? hey, that’s not fair, that has got nothing to do with us :)

    Wish I will never get a lady boss as I don’t want to be tortured due to the “Prehistoric Monster Syndrome” :)

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  12. Connie
    October 19, 2008 | 3:12 am

    I don’t know what was funnier, the video, the images or what PMS means!

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  13. Tina (mummifiedx5)
    October 19, 2008 | 2:59 am

    Pissy Mood Syndrome….I’m adopting that one! LOL

  14. MammaDawg
    October 18, 2008 | 5:25 am

    lol – I am lucky and haven’t had to deal with PMS for a while.

    UTI, baby. :D

    But I’d love to help sponsor your contest. Count me in for 500 and one 30×30 ad spot. :)

  15. Tammy
    October 18, 2008 | 1:41 am

    Hehehe! My poor hubby has to deal with me and our teenaged daughter. The poor guy just can’t win. LOL

  16. Melissa
    October 17, 2008 | 5:31 pm

    Very Funny!!!

  17. Kok
    October 17, 2008 | 4:46 pm

    Hi Jade,
    This is a hilarious one! haha!

    By the way, I’ve signed up the ask2link through you. Did you get the referral fee?:D

  18. stormwhistle
    October 17, 2008 | 4:24 pm

    Awesome blog. Keep up the great work, I will be dropping by as and when here to read you latest updates.

  19. Creative Junkie
    October 17, 2008 | 2:50 pm

    lol! I used to be one of those people that didn’t believe in PMS and I would get pissed when anyone would blame anything on it.

    Then I hit 40.

    And holy crap, it’s a whole ‘nother world now. PMS is my middle name.

  20. Cathy
    October 17, 2008 | 1:25 pm

    You just made my day girl! Thanks for the laugh.

  21. maria
    October 17, 2008 | 11:25 am

    hi jade! for you.. http://writingsofmaria.com/?p=140.

    cheers!

  22. Ria
    October 17, 2008 | 6:39 am

    Hi Jade!!!

    Hahahaha. You left me in stitches. Are you in fertility pills too? hahahaha…. Oh, I will come with my hubby to Singapore. We have yet to decide which hotel and wanna meet up for a cup of coffee? It’s a short break, I have a day free with the in-laws. Let me know… Hugs!

    PS. Thanks for the info. I will finalize my plans this week and will let you know which hotel we are billeted to.

  23. Tess
    October 17, 2008 | 2:17 am

    So true and so funny!

  24. piebuko
    October 17, 2008 | 1:57 am

    lol. That’s funny! My husband better worry with those meaning. :)
    by the way, I tagged you!

  25. Jade
    October 17, 2008 | 1:51 am

    @cielo – It is really so true huh;P

  26. Jade
    October 17, 2008 | 1:50 am

    @ GFAS – yeah I guess that’s really normal to all women. Hehehe!

  27. Petula
    October 17, 2008 | 1:33 am

    Yea, I have some pretty crazy PMS too. It used to be worse… the uncontrollable snapping is probably the worse/best.

  28. Doré
    October 17, 2008 | 12:47 am

    PMS is DEFINITELY not a myth!! Great post!

  29. Lindsey
    October 17, 2008 | 12:06 am

    Too too funny! Love the “Pass My Sweets” that’s so me (oh wait, that’s all month though… hmmm)

  30. Barb
    October 16, 2008 | 7:07 pm

    Pass My Shotgun….my personal favorite! bah ha ha ha!

  31. cielo
    October 16, 2008 | 2:23 pm

    this is cute sis and at the same time true hehehehe

  32. Farrah
    October 16, 2008 | 1:32 pm

    That was AWESOME!! Thanks for starting my crappy morning with a bang!

  33. {girl}forallstatus
    October 16, 2008 | 12:27 pm

    any ‘normal’ person has PMS. If not, she’s missing a lot. i love pms. gives me excuse to be BAD. haha.

    btw, got a tag for you.

  34. Jade
    October 16, 2008 | 11:46 am

    @ Lily – thanks Lily. LOL!

    @ Dorsey – I think I know how that scenario looked like – ugly and scary;)

    @lapa37 – Heheh thanks!

  35. Lapa37
    October 16, 2008 | 11:10 am

    LMAO funny stuff I like the video.

  36. Dorsey
    October 16, 2008 | 9:22 am

    That was fantastic!! I think I WILL pass it on to the hubby. The only similar experience I can remember was 3 yrs ago when I had my hysterectomy and was on pain meds (take 1 every 3-4 hours for 24 hours). For those who don’t know, when you’re high on pain meds it affects your memory in CRAZY ways! I would demand things one minute and 6 hours later wonder who cleaned the bathroom (it was me). He wishes he would have documented it all with video, but I think I would have ruin the camera with the burning venom I surely spewed at one point or another.

  37. Lilly's Life
    October 16, 2008 | 8:17 am

    That is funny! It is so TRUE PMS does exist!! Great Post Jade.

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